My Top 10 One-liner's

Well, at least I liked them.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

I’ve been posting on Medium for over two years. While I’ve written about a number of topics, what I’ve had the most success at is satire and humor. I’ve use humor in a number of settings, technology, customer service, finance, celebrities, and old age among other things. What I really enjoy is when I get off a one-liner I like. With that in mind, I picked out some of my favorites. I hope you’ve enjoyed them too.

This one comes from: Things You Didn’t Know about Jimmy Carter

Carter helped restore and damaged nuclear reactor in in Chalk River, Ontario during his time in the navy.

During the process, he was exposed to a massive amount of radiation. Carter latter said he peed radioactive urine for six months after that. And that’s got to be the worst superpower ever.

From 12 Cool Things About Getting Old comes this:

Being considered cool under fire.

Of course, it’s easier to be calm when you have no idea of what’s going on around you.

From: Revising My Bucket List as a Senior: