Who Said it?

2 min readSep 12, 2022

Can you identify who these quotes belong to?

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We’ve all heard certain quotes, but can we identify who said them? In this piece we’ll do sort of a literary version of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” To make things easier, I’ll make it multiple choice. So, here we go.

1: I came, I saw, I conquered.

A: Warren Beatty

B: Alexander the Great

C: Julius Caesar

2: You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

A: Jennifer Lopez

B: Mickey Rooney

C: Albert Einstein

3: Not all who wander are lost.

A: Moses

B: Me, when talking to my wife.

C: J. R. R. Tolkien

4: I have not failed; I have just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.

A: Homer Simpson

B: Charlie Brown

C: Thomas Edison

5: You don’t choose your family.

A: Mary Trump

B: Queen Elizabeth

C: Desmond Tutu

6: Where there is love there is life.

A: State Institution for Unwed Mothers

B: Ma Kettle

C: Mahatma Gandhi

7: Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.

A: Good Times Escort Service

B: Charlie Sheen

C: Loretta Young

8: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

A: Charles III

B: Benedict Arnold

C: John F Kennedy

9: Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

A: Ugly guys trying to pick up babes.

B: Julia Roberts (After marrying Lyle Lovett.)

C: Confucius

10: It’s not what you look at that matters. It’s what you see.

A: My optometrist.

B: A used car salesman.

C: Henry David Thoreau

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