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Who Owns Expensive Private Jets and Why

Larrylambert
4 min readAug 26, 2022

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The why is the most interesting question.

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In my constant search to be well informed and to get fodder for a piece on Medium, I came upon an article in Investing.com that listed various celebrities who had the most expensive private jets. Initially, the idea of a celebrity owning a private jet might seem ostentatious (my word for today), but there are reasons why these celebs need a private plane.

So let’s take a look at who these people are and what necessitates them having a private plane.

1: Cristiano Ronaldo: So why does one of the greatest soccer players in the world need a private jet. In his case, he doesn’t need it, it’s just for kicks. Ok, sorry. They’ll get better.

2: Taylor Swift: There ‘s always a bad relationship to get away from as quickly as possible. Then there’s the breakup song to write and produce.

3: Prince Albert II of Monaco: Sorry, I wasn’t able to contact him because he was in the can. I said these would get better didn’t I. Ok, starting from now on.

4: Magan Thee Stallion: They won’t let Stallions fly commercial.

5: Conor McGregor: Ok, McGregor doesn’t actually own a private jet but always flies in one. Based on his behavior, people flying commercial appreciate him flying private.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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