Ways You Can Tell Global Warming is Real
Look for these obvious signs.
While global warming seems like an obvious thing to most people, there are still some holdouts. With that in mind, here are the Top 10 Signs of global warming.
10: Speedo sales are exploding in Alaska. Not only is global warming an environmental disaster, but it’s also not particularly pleasing aesthetically. Things haven’t been this ugly up there since the Exxon Valdez spill.
9: Hollywood starlets are taking their clothes off because of heat rash. Normally, they do it as a cheap publicity move, but with global warming, they can disguise it as being environmentally conscious.
8: People are climbing Mt. Everest to escape the heat. Seriously, the number of people climbing Everest is exploding. I expect they’ll be building condos up there soon.
7: Animals no longer put on their winter coat. Animal mothers are now telling their kids to wear a light jacket before they go outside. As a potential bonus, animal coats may not be in as much demand by fashion-conscious, yet globally indifferent shoppers. I started to say women but had a flashback on Joe Namath and other athletes wearing fur coats.
6: Eastern European men shot at on beaches. No, it’s not a hate crime, it’s just some of those guys are hairy. Due to the excessive…
