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15 Things You Didn’t Know about Spain

Larrylambert
3 min readAug 15, 2024

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I’ve never been to Spain, but I’ve been to Oklahoma.

Photo by Enes on Unsplash

When I think of Spain, I think of Three Dog Night. Some of my experience with Spain mirrors theirs. Like Three Dog Night, I’ve never been to Spain, but have been to Oklahoma. And like Three Dog Night, people tell me I was born there, though I too, really don’t remember. I, however, do question some of their views regarding the women of Spain.

Apparently, Three Dog Night has some type of report that the women in Spain are mentally unstable. In fact, they think they are insane. And not only that, but it seems they use their mental instability to their disadvantage.

Beyond the “Never Been to Spain” song, here are some things you didn’t know about Spain.

1: Spain is the second most visited country in the world.

So, a lot of people can’t say they.ve never been to Spain.

2: Spanish is the world’s most used Romance language.

I believe most romance novels are written in that language. Hold on, being told that’s not what that means.

3: Spain is home to a host of famous composers and singers such as, Plácido Domingo, José Carreras

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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