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Things You Didn’t Know About Fabio

Larrylambert
4 min readJul 1, 2024

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He had a hard time telling what real butter was.

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I often write about icons from the past. Generally, actors, singers, etc. But I saw a picture of Fabio and it brought memories from the 80s. I remember Fabio primarily as a model for romance novels. Based on the fact that Fabio almost always had his shirt unbuttoned, I wonder if he had his chest insured.

Just a couple of other things that I remembered about Fabio. I remember he couldn’t believe that the margarin, “I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter” wasn’t butter. So, he was a guy unconvinced by facts. I also remember him riding a ride at an amusement park and allegedly being hit the face by a flying goose. More on that latter. So now, here are some things you probably didn’t know about Fabio.

1: Fabio has made numerous cameos in movies and TV as himself.

It worked out well. He had studied for that role all his life.

2: Fabio has an older brother named Walter, and a younger sister named Cristina.

His older brother has been described as “short and bald.” Sometimes the hair gene skips a brother.

3: He said he spent two years in the Italian army.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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