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Seven Thoughts/Theories on 9/11
No, not the tragedy.
No, not that 9/11. I’ve heard all sorts of oddball theories. And I’m not going to get into them. Nor am I going to get into the tragedy. I’m going to express some other thoughts on different 9/11s. Here are seven different/theories on 9/11.
1: It refers to some semi-convenience stores.
It’s a chain that’s sort of like 7–11, only not as ambitious. It actually started off as a 6–11, but the employees wanted to sleep in.
2: There’s a Chinese basketball player that’s 9'11".
He was created in a lab, and was put together in an effort to help China win a gold medal in basketball.
3: It’s the size of most men’s feet.
It’s a term that is used in men’s shoe stores to refer to men with average size feet. For example, oh yeah, he’s a 9–11.
4: It’s the best time to have brunch.
When setting up a brunch, another way let’s 9–11 it. After deciding to 9–11 it, you get more specific. For example, Let’s 9–11 it. Does 10:30 work for you?
