Sci Fi Movie “65” is not nearly as Scary as “Turning 65”

But Adam Driver is a scary actor.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

I see where Adam Driver is starring in a new sci-fi movie called “65.” It seems that Driver finds himself back on earth 65 million years ago. It seems like a scary movie would be about a guy turning 65. It can be terrifying, which I will expand on later. In the meantime, a word about Adam Driver.

To me, he is one scary dude. You put Driver in a movie called “65” and you have the makings of one scary flick. I’ve felt this way ever since I saw him kill his dad, Han Solo, in “The Force Awakens.” At my age, whenever I hear about a son killing his old man, I think that guy is a scary dude.

So, based on the synopsis about “65,” who am I supposed to root for, Driver, or the dinosaurs?

Even Adam Driver’s name is a taunt to old people

Not the “Adam” part of the name, the “Driver” part. It’s almost like he’s saying, “I’m a Driver, are you?” It’s like he knows driving can be an issue for old people and is rubbing our noses in it.

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