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Odd Stuff I Learned in Nursing School
Mostly I learned I wasn’t nurse material.
In the last year, we’ve seen the value of dedicated health care professionals. At one time, I thought about becoming a nurse. I went to nursing school for a few months, but ultimately came to realize, it’s wasn’t right for me. Or, perhaps more accurately, I wasn’t right for it. For instance, nurses really need to be empathetic. I sometimes find myself deficient in that area.
People who are sick or in pain will generally let you know. Repeatedly. I’m not sure I’m I would be good at listening to constant complaints. “I’m thirsty”. I’m hungry.” I need a bedpan.” It’s too late for a bedpan.” “I can’t breathe.” “My heart stopped.” Gripe, gripe, gripe.
It’s not like I don’t have my own problems. My fantasy football team is in the tank. There’s nothing good on TV. I can’t balance my checkbook. I doubt if patients would listen to this stuff if I told it to them. They’re generally too self-absorbed, worrying about clinging to life.
So, it seems clear that my temperament is best suited for some over vocation.
I did find some of the nursing school teaching techniques interesting. I saw a training film on caring for the elderly. It involved personal hygiene. Very personal hygiene. The film should how a nurse would help in this delicate matter. The…
