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Motivational Quotes That Don’t Cut it for Me

Larrylambert
3 min readJul 29, 2023

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It’s hard for me to get fired up.

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I’m a tough guy to motivate. While I will grudgingly admit to the value of a positive attitude, I fear I’m dangerously close to being what I’ve heard called a curmudgeon. It’s one step above an old horse’s rear. I’m trying not to cross that line.

I guess what I have a hard time with his people thinking they can impact a person’s life with a trite saying. While I’m not an easy guy to motivate, it’s not impossible to motivate me. My favorite doughnut shop does it on a regular basis. But they don’t do with a fancy saying. They do it in a far more pragmatic way. They sell a really good product that often sells out before noon.

You see, while a motivational saying won’t get me out of bed, a good doughnut or other bakery product will. Seeing as how the doughnut shop will often sell out before 10:30, I’m inspired to not only get up, but to take my meds, shower and shave, and get dressed so as to get to the doughnut shop before it’s sold out.

A Zig Ziglar saying can’t do that for me.

With that motivational tool revealed, here is a look at motivational sayings that I find fault with.

1: “I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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