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More Reminders That I’m Old

Larrylambert
2 min readMay 14, 2024

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They are everywhere.

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I recently had cataract surgery. Obviously, that’s a reminder I’m getting old, but it didn’t stop there. My eyes are more sensitive to light now that they aren’t shaded by cataracts. To combat that, I now wear sunglasses. Of course, I want to look cool behind those shades.

Not what I had in mind

I was hoping for a Tom Cruise in Top Gun look but came up a bit short. I got Joe Biden preparing for a walk. But it’s not just physical things, cultural issues have my attention.

What has happened to music?

Okay, I’ll admit it. I don’t know any Taylor Swift songs. That in itself shows the world is passing me by. I really can’t think of any new artist that appeals to me unless you count Huey Lewis.

Hold on, being told Huey Lewis and the News are not new artists. I guess they are now officially Huey Lewis and the Old News. And then there’s music on the radio stations.

I’ve been without Sirius radio for a while now. And I really miss it. While I have access to some alleged oldies stations, what they play isn’t old enough for me.

Most of the songs played don’t go past the 80s. I need more 60s and 70s. I guess I don’t need and oldies station, I need an extinctes station. I miss…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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