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More of My Favorite One-Liners
3 min readMay 7, 2023
You’ve probably missed some of these.
Recently I wrote a piece about my favorite one-liners. The story did really well. With that in mind, I’ve done a sequel. I honestly think some of my best work was done early on in my Medium days when I had few readers. With that in mind here are some more of my favorite one-liners with links to the stories they were originally found in. Have a look. Hopefully, you’ll get a laugh out of it.
From: The Daily Planet Shuts Down Operations
As for Lois Lane, she’s concentrating on her new relationship with billionaire playboy, Bruce Wayne. Said Ms. Lane of the relationship, “After being with Clark Kent, I’m ready for a relationship with no surprises.”
For context, the premise of the story is The Daily Planet goes under after a blogger reveals Superman’s identity. In my opinion, this little piece is some of my best work.
From: Niche Genealogical Sites You’ve Never Heard of
