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Meet 10 Real Life Superheroes and Super Villains

Larrylambert
3 min readApr 22, 2024

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You probably know some of these guys.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

We all know the A-list superheroes, guys like Superman, Batman, and Spiderman, but what about the lesser-known superheroes. We’ve probably interacted with them and not even realized it. Some of their superpowers are subtle. And some of them are even annoying.

10: Canaryman.

Canaryman started off as a low-level criminal, doing the bidding of upper echelon mobsters. When busted by the law, Canaryman “sings” and proves to be an invaluable asset to law enforcement.

9: Siliconman.

This superhero/villain wrestles away control of Silicon Valley. After doing that Siliconman then takes control of the tech industry and influences the lives of people throughout the world.

Siliconman’s desire for world domination had as its genesis, not the murder of his parents, but the suffering of an atomic wedgie at the hands of jocks while in high school.

8: The Fainter.

While the Hulk beefs up and becomes violent when angry, The Fainter handles anger differently. He holds his breath until he passes out and then he’s taken to his room.

While The Fainter doesn’t affect change, he does prove to be an annoyance to his…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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