I’ve Never Been to the OK Corral, but I Survived the Golden Corral

Which place is more dangerous?

Cartoon by Lambert-King

The OK Corral was the alleged scene of the most storied shootout in the history of the US. The Golden Corral is the home of some of the worst eating habits in US history. Which site has proven to be the most lethal?

Well, at the OK Corral, the deaths were capped at three initially, though many…