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Is Poor Customer Service Just a Ploy to Retain Members?

Larrylambert
3 min readJan 21, 2025

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Consider my experience.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

Years ago, in the dark ages of entertainment, record clubs roamed the earth. For a small fee, you could get a few albums from your favorite recording artists. The running joke was how hard it was to get out of a record club once you joined.

I’ve never been in a record club but had a similar experience recently. A while back, my wife and I quit cable. Instead, we started using different apps for our TV viewing. All in all, it’s been an upgrade. Still, the transition hasn’t been entirely glitch-free.

No record of my account could be found.

My wife was looking at our bank statement and found a reoccurring charge of $5.67. It was for a TV programming app I had hardly ever watched. I decided to cancel the service. And then the adventure began.

I tried to be a good boy and do it online lest I disturb a customer service rep. Well, despite my best efforts, I could not find a record of the account. I braced myself before calling a customer service rep. I made the call, and the adventure escalated.

What was that phone number again?

So, I called a customer service rep and he asked me for my phone number. The idea being perhaps the mystery…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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