Help, I Need Somebody, Not Just Anybody

Larrylambert
3 min readNov 7, 2024

But it ain’t happening.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

I try to keep my life simple. I’ve found the more complicated my life is, the more likely I am to have to deal with inept people. Still, on occasion, I have to get help. Things like going to the doctor, getting insurance quotes and trying to take care of any number of basic tasks of life can become a grueling ordeal.

So often it seems that to find a person that will even attempt to help you requires a Herculean effort involving jumping through numerous hoops. It’s like you have to go through their “people” to speak to the appropriate guru.

And even that often results in frustration.

As alluded to in the title of this piece, the Beatles had it right when they sang, “Help, I need somebody. Not just anybody.” Usually, when I need customer service I get, “just anybody.”

Going to the doctor is now an exercise in endurance.

I went with my son to his doctor’s appointment yesterday. It was basically to get a refill on his prescriptions. He’s been going there for a while, so checking in should be easy, right? Oh, no. They had a new computer system.

Here’s a consumer tip for you. When scheduling a doctor’s appointment check to see if the office is installing any new software…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.