Facts About Zsa Zsa Gabor

Larrylambert
4 min readNov 3, 2023

Before the Kardashians there was the Gabors.

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While the Kardashians dominate the social media today, many years ago the Gabor sisters dominated gossip sheets. The Kardashians are noted for their numerous romances, but the Gabors could have matched them man for man. Between the three Gabor sisters, Zsa Zsa, Eva and Magda, they were married 19 times. They had their own marital catch and release program.

I thought about doing and article on the three sisters, but there was so much material about Zsa Zsa alone, I decided to just write about her. Mostly. So, here are some things you didn’t know about Zsa Zsa Gabor.

1: While the Gabor sisters were married a total of 19 times, Zsa Zsa was the league leader with a total of nine.

Zsa Zsa had a number of quotes regarding marriage and relationships. One that struck me was I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.” Zsa Zsa may not have showed a lot of regard for the sanctity of marriage, but she did believe in truth in advertising.

2: One of those marriages was to Count Felipe de Alba of Mexico.

That marriage was annulled the next day because her divorce to her previous husband, divorce lawyer Michael O’Hara wasn’t final yet. I’m not sure that her marriage to the Count should count. We might need a recount.

3: Zsa Zsa appeared in the last episode of the TV series, “Batman.”

She played a villainess who used air dryers to get information from other men. In real life, it seems like she used other assets to make men stupid.

4: Zsa Zsa appeared in some cinematic classics such “Queen of Outer Space.”

In that memorable flick, she ended up as the Queen of Venus. I’m not sure who she had to marry to get custody of that planet.

5: She was named Miss Hungary in 1936.

So, she was a winner of the Hungary Games.

6: One of Zsa Zsa’s ex-husbands, George Sanders

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Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.