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12 Facts About the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

3 min readMar 15, 2025

They may be the gold standard of cheerleaders.

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Sharp-eyed readers may recognize those are not the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in the picture. And there is a reason for that. I try to maintain a fairly strict skin to article. In looking for a picture of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I didn’t find one that would allow me to maintain that ratio, so you’ll have to settle for a picture of cheerleaders.

Like beauty contests, the powers that be over the Dallas Cowboys want you to not think of the DCC as simply hot babes. That’s why they dress them as scantily as possible. Wait, that’s not the official party line. The official party line is these are wonderfully talented young ladies who just have to maintain optimum physical regardless of what it takes, or be kicked off the team.

No doubt when a young lady shows up for a tryout with the DCCs she has questions, like, “Where’ the pole!” Wait, being told Jerry Jones wouldn’t like that. Let’s just get on o some facts about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

1: The iconic DCC outfit was modeled after stripper Bubbles Cash, who was spotted by Dallas Cowboys GM, Tex Schramm, at a 1967 Cowboys game.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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