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Coping with the Physical Changes of Getting Older

Larrylambert
2 min readFeb 1, 2024

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You have to figure out ways to compensate for getting older.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

As I sit here writing this piece, I feel fairly good. I can sit here and type about as well as I did 30 or 40 years ago. It’s when I have to do something physically that I feel my age. That and when I get up. And when I try to stay awake in the afternoon. And when I try to stay awake for a movie. Let’s consider some adjustments that need to be made.

Getting up in the morning

At some point, I have grown more face than head. Women talk about putting on their face. I have to rearrange my face. I’m not quite sure when that phenomenon took place.

After getting my face situated, at some point I have to take inventory of what body parts are working. Shoulders? Check. Knees? Check? Elbows? Check. And so on. The process is exhausting.

After that, I rest up before taking my morning meds. After taking my meds, I’m ready for a nap.

And then it’s time to work

By work I mean putting something together that people may actually look at. I find that after working at the keyboard for a while, I get sleepy. Thinking and typing can be exhausting. Either that, or what I’m working on is boring.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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