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Bait and Switch has Gotten So Old

Larrylambert

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Some information is really hard to find.

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We live in a time when information has never been more plentiful. Yet, getting the information you actually want can be more difficult than it was in years gone by. I’ll give you a case in point. I’m looking at having some yard work done this spring. I went online to try to get a lawn company to give me an estimate for the work. Easy peasy, right? Au contraire.

I couldn’t find a site that gave a phone number. There was, however, an option to have someone contact me with an estimate. Based on past experience, I was reminded of the words of that famous life coach, Dirty Harry Callahan who once asked the question, “Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk.” I guess that’s actually two questions. Well, my meds seemed to be working well, and I felt adventurous, so I clicked for someone to contact me with an estimate.

And regretted it.

A call from Angi’s List

Rather getting a call from a contractor, I got a call from Angi’s List asking if I wanted them to find some bids. I said no. To me, saying yes would have meant opening the Gates of Hades and being descended upon by a gaggle of telemarketers.

Sadly, this experience is not uncommon. Finding contact information to get the information you need seems to be getting…

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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