Animals Who Could Use Some Cosmetic Help

Maybe wearing clothes would help.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

Let’s start with baboons. Their rear ends are telethon-worthy. I don’t know if Preparation H would help or not, but it would be worth a try. If these poor guys have any self-awareness at all, they need help. Cosmetic surgery would be a costly option. Maybe a second option could be employed. Like getting some pants for these poor guys. Maybe that way they could…