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11 Really Bad Calls to Action

Larrylambert
3 min readOct 2, 2024

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Watch for these.

Cartoon by Lambert-King

We are bombarded by them constantly. Some are subtle, others not so much. They are calls to action, or, as what us old guys call, closes. Ultimately, websites will generally finish with a call to action. The action desired may vary. It may be to buy something, sign up for a newsletter, or get a free sample.

Sometimes the CTA itself was flawed. And sometimes it’s a bad match of CTA and the company using that particular CTA. Sometimes the CTA is just bad for you if you act on it. Here are some hypothetical examples of bad CTAs.

1: Or else.

As illustrated in the above cartoon, depending on who’s using this particular CTA, or close it can be powerful. The legality of it, however, could be a little iffy.

2: Speak with our team of experts.

That sounds good. But what are those experts expert at? Probably what is in the best interests of the company employing them.

3: You have thousands of options. We are one of them.

Not particularly powerful, but at least it’s honest.

4: Sign up top block our ads.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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