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10 Sales Cliches I’m Sick Of

Larrylambert
4 min readMar 20, 2022

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When did gimmicks replace good value and common sense?

Cartoon by Lambert-King

I was in sales for a number of years and have been bombarded by an avalanche of sales calls for even longer. What I’ve seen over the years has made a career in sales harder and harder to stomach for anyone with ethics or even a modicum of empathy.

Ideally, sales involves finding a good product or service and a client who needs that product or service. It has deteriorated, in many cases, to finding a pigeon and then taking the money and running. I saw this when I worked at AAA.

At the time I was working for AAA, a membership carried with it a little bit of a cash payout in the event someone was involved in an automobile accident. The policy maxed out at $16,000 after four years. The trick was that $16,000 was $40 per day up for up to 400 days. So a person would have to be in the hospital as the result of an automobile or transportation accident for over a year to collect the full $16,000.

The insurance feature was sometimes touted in an effort to get members to renew. Basically, it was, “You have $16,000 in insurance. You don’t want to lose that, do you?” Technically that was correct, but I doubt if most people pitched that way had any idea of how hard it was to collect on.

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Larrylambert
Larrylambert

Written by Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.

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